Clever Girls Like Clever Boys Much More Than Clever Boys Like Clever Girls

You should have listened to what mama said

And walked away with someone else instead

You should have listened to what grandma said

And married someone more like Fred

You should have listened to your inner voice

While you had time and still a choice

You should have reached for the emergency brake

Before it was too late

[chrous:]

You see the clever girl looks for a clever boy

To another extent than the clever boy

Will ever look for a mate

Who goes to round-table debates

And runs a little bit late

When she does work for the state

You see the clever girls look for a clever boys

And then the clever boys seem to have a different choice

They want a good-looking chick

That likes to blow them away

Someone who laughs at all the

Funny little things they say

I have a friend who's in this mensa club

He has no trouble to admit

He wants a woman with ambitions

That go as far as raising kids

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