Lazy Lady

Lazy Lady's fortune's up

Ah, she's gettin' out of hand

Took three years to find her out

That I couldn't ever be her man

Yea, she spit in my face

And I threw her out

She didn't even give a damn

And not too long when she starts to play

I think she'll start to understand

She's such a lovely lady

Yea, don't look lady, I won't be around

I ain't the kind for a second chance

Well, I could wander down the alley for a two-bit tramp

But I can't dig a hooker's romance

I thought it was fine 'bout the very first time

You're quite a mystical chick

But the most of our luck

Ran the ace of spades

Lady now you turn me sick

Get home!

Lazy Lady's growing old

She's twenty but she acts like ten

And when I look back on all the good times we had

I hope I never see her again

But now lady was coy

She came running back

She had a new trick up her sleeve

She bought the whole block that I'ma livin' on

Now she says she wants me to leave

She's such a lovely lady!