Final Solution

The girls won't touch me cause I got a misdirection,

and livin at night isn't helpin my complexion.

The signs all say it's a social infection.

A little bit of fun's never been an insurrection.

Mom threw me out til I get some pants that fit.

She just don't approve of my strange kind of wit.

I get so excited I always gotta lose it,

then they pack me off & make me take the cure.

I don't need a cure,

don't need a cure.

Don't need a cure,

need a final solution.

Buy me a ticket to a sonic reduction -

guitars gonna sound like a nuclear destruction.

It seems I'm the victim of natural selection,

or maybe just another slide in another direction.

I don't need a cure,

don't need a cure.

Don't need a cure,

need a final solution.

Solution!