Fire When Ready

Does it bother you to have my feet on your desk

Please take it as a sign of no respect

Your office was open, thought we'd have a little talk

Here's something you can stuff in your suggestion box

(Chorus): You're a bonehead jerk, yeah, I said it

I'd been doing all the work

You've been taking all the credit

Shooting me down, riding me steady

Come on, boss, fire when ready

I know you can't let me go without due cause

And I wouldn't wanna see you breaking any laws

I could lay down on the job when I'm not home sick

But the more I think about it, this oughta do the trick

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I could've given you notice, sent you a memo

Or written you a resignation letter

Saying I quit, I've had it, that's it

But this just feels so much better

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