Give stupidity a chance

Intelligent people

Have had their say

It’s time for the foolish

To show the way

Let’s lead this world a merry dance

Let’s give stupidity a chance

We’ve heard quite enough

Of experts and their dealings

Why face the facts

When you can just feel the feelings?

Let’s lead this world a merry dance

Let’s give stupidity a chance

Forget political correctness

I mean WTF?!

I don’t wanna think about the world

I wanna talk about myself!

Instead of governing

With thoughtful sensitivity

Let’s shock and awe the world

With idiotic bigotry

Let’s lead this world a merry dance

And give stupidity a chance

You say corruption

I say justified reward

Keeps the cronies loyal

Chairmen of the board

Let’s lead this world a merry dance

And give stupidity a chance

Forget political correctness

Let’s talk man to man

Chicks are always up for it

You gotta grab whatever you can

We need a leader who knows

That money means class

With an eye for a peach-perfect

Piece of ass

Not a total dumb-cluck

Just one of the guys

Let’s give stupidity a prize

Let’s lead this world a merry dance

And give stupidity a chance

Let’s give stupidity a chance