Up and Down

Doing my best to stay healthy

Few of my words are obscene

Eating, working, walking, talking, sleeping

Should be my daily routine

But I've got a secret agenda

I miss you so much I'm a mess

I float away like a cloud in trousers

And land in a state of undress

I go up, I go down

I go crazy when you're not around

I go up, I go down

I go crazy when you're not around

I've been seen in some secret locations

Making the most of my charm

With a range of intoxications

Causing some serious harm

I go up, I go down

I go crazy when you're not around

I go up, I go down

I go crazy when you're not around

Down and up and down and up and down and up

and down and up and down and up...

I don't get home til the morning

I sleep all day to prepare

For another night of desperate housewives

I need someone here when you're there

I go up, I go down

I go crazy when you're not around

I go up, I go down

I go crazy when you're not around

I go up, up, up

I go down, down, down

Baby when you coming home?

I go up, up, up

I go down, down, down

Ah, you know I hate being alone!