Stuck In The House

I'm stuck in the quar', got nothin' to do

I miss my friends, they miss me too

Sick of watchin' shows and talkin' on Zoom

Hiding from my mom, whackin' in the bathroom

Sick of the same old questions (old questions)

How's it goin'? How you livin'?

What you bingin'? What's for dinner?

Tired of the same repetition (repetition)

Grow a 'stache, shave your head, work out, that's for bitches

Tired of all the tomfoolery (yeah)

Tired of my boy who still wears all his jewelry

Tired of sittin' in the dark (in the dark)

Got nothin' to watch, already did Ozark

Hand sani' is now my best friend (my best friend)

Usin' it so much it's chappin' my hands

I can't wait for all this to end (oh, man)

So we can go back to doin' normal shit

Stuck with my fam, I can't get out (yeah)

For like two months been on my couch (woah)

Runnin' out of things to talk about (yeah)

It's quarantine in my house (woah)

I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy

I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy, yeah

I'm done with selfies, so don't even ask

I'm stayin' in the house in an underwear mask

Only pet my dog with a baseball mitt

Baking my own bread and it tastes like shit

I broke my leg two weeks ago

But I'm too scared to go to the hospital

Never go outside 'cause I might see my neighbor

Using both sides of my toilet paper

Wife tried to kiss me, I straight-up denied her

Miss the NBA, and I miss Rob Schneider

Tell the GrubHub guy: Leave food on the street

I'm so fuckin' bored, I'm doing songs with Pete

Stuck with my fam, I can't get out (just kiddin' about da wife)

For like two months been on my couch (all day, every day yeah)

Runnin' out of things to talk about

It's quarantine in my house

I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy

I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy