Fast Food

[Dragon:]

Fast food

Feed me fast

I've been waiting for an aeon

And I just won't last

I want fast food

I want food fast

[Woodland Creatures:]

Food fast food

She wants fast food

She wants food fast

Fast food fast

[Dragon:]

No I haven't booked

I don't want it grilled

I don't want it cooked

I don't even want it killed

If it's dead I heave

It makes me sick

So check that it can breathe

And bring it to me quick

I want food - fast

I want fast food

Frisky little children

Served up in the nude

Keep them coming

If you want my gratitude

Bring me food - fast

Now! I want fast food

[Woodland Creatures:]

Food fast food

She wants food fast

She wants fast food

Fast food fast

[Dragon:]

I must say it's gracious

Of you all to multiply

For I am voracious

And I need a huge supply

Of organic, bleeding

Palpitating swill

I'm ready for feeding

And don't want a bill

I want food - fast

I want fast food

Pretty naked girls

Preferably tattooed

I don't like fiber

Especially barbecued

I want food - fast

I want fast food

Long ago

I used to grace

Vegetarian restaurants

Out in space

But here below

I looked and saw

You were growing fat

On the spoils of war

I want food fast

I want fast food

Pulsating organs

Delicately chewed

I want to be like you

Rapacious and crude

I want food - fast

I want fast food

[Woodland Creatures:]

Food fast food

She wants food fast

She wants fast food

Fast food fast

[Dragon and Woodland Creatures:]

It's great to be down-under

It's great to be down under

With you slobbering jackeroos

With us slobbering jackeroos

I'm partial to a chunder

She's partial to a chunder

Over throbbing kangaroos

Over throbbing kangaroos

Now let your women breed

Now let our women breed?

Impale the sacred cow

Impale the sacred cow?

Because I'm dressed to feed

She's dressed to feed

She'll breast feed now

I want food!

Fast food

Because I'm so hungry can't you hear me?