Boy's Bathroom

[psst..hey i bet you thought the record was over didn't you?]

Come away from that air time

Mighta gunned your ass

[come on!]

[chorus]

Meet me in the boys bathroom [come on]

Meet me in the boys bathroom [come on]

Meet me in the boys bathroom [come on]

What you wanna do with all these girls? [come on]

Meet me in the boys bathroom [come on]

Meet me in the boys bathroom [come on]

[verse 1]

That boy that love the rock

My homeboy got more sound than a goddamn jukebox

That nigga like tupac

Wanted to do derrty songs but one day [dont stop]

That boy gon hurt sumthin

When they come out at dis time watchin numbers

[money jangling] [5,10,15] while the money keep pilin up

Had to get another money machine

Cause the first one i had dont work no mo'

Hadda get me some new cars, with new rims and chrome bars

Kinda glad that they made a h2 with the button in the middle

I miss my uh-uh

Like i miss my grandma

With a crisco can on the back of the stove

Beda fry me up some catcus with a side of okra

Ya'll ready to have some fun?

Gimme a holla at the back of the club

I got that what they want

They want that bumpty-bump

I know what nigga shit hot right now

Dawg, but his shit is cold

[chorus]

Meet me in the boys bathroom [come on]

Meet me in the boys bathroom [come on]

Meet me in the boys bathroom [come on]

What you wanna do with all these girls? [come on]

Meet me in the boys bathroom [come on]

Meet me in the boys bathroom [come on]

[verse 2]

Big bird, big bird got a new flock

And when they flap comes over to the next block

We parked got our cars on the place

With the space with signs that say aint no park

If i come outside and they boot my guys [so?] i just snoop doggs drivin

3 wheels go on one side, hard knocks, crank the 9

With a carolina baseball hat pulled down so the sun dont go in my eyes

We the type of guy the girl they dad dont like

With that ol colonge on they used 12 they come in here smellin just like it

My hand just banch the lightin

His daughter apples ripe

Just squeeze the dad out and pull one down and lemme just bite it

'whatchu doin in there with the lights off? yall get in the livin room right now'

Now i wish he take his ass to a motherfuckin bingo store [bingo]

He can make that mine my bad he forgot where he put the viagra [hey!]

[i bet you thought the record was over didn't you?]

[bridge]

Meet me in the boys bathroom i said

Meet me in the boys bathroom i said i said i said

Meet me in the boys bathroom i said i said i said

Now what am i gunna go with all these girls,girls? [hey]

Coochie coochie ya ya oo

Put yo hand on the back of that stool

Uh-uh, you beda not move

Stop actin like this aint sumthin you used to

I know you since high school

When they come to you in a jam how they put you ina tutu

Ya name ring bells in the neighborhood

Best head in the whole wide world

Prettiest chest the all be gapin wallin

Almost make a nigga a he steal

Bet ya ass next time fore your ass

Come somewhere you aint spose to come

And get tapped on till that thang come

And ya face swell up like it busted open

Trojan, hip hop got a whole lotta bump

Now get on outta here [thru them doors]

[bridge]

Meet me in the boys bathroom i said

Meet me in the boys bathroom i said i said i said

Meet me in the boys bathroom i said i said i said

Now what am i gunna go with all these girls,girls? [hey]

Good afternoon, my name is thomas jefferson leon-matthews the fourth

I am a resident of the carolinas

And has been a citizen of the united states of america

Ever since the day i was born

Um, i come from a small town called kenansville

On the other side of wilmington, north carolina

And i'd just like to say that

This, um, hippity-hop, um, [rap music] rap music

That they got in the communities today

Is destroying our community

We had a nice, lovely...community it was safe

And we could go to the store

We could buy [bread] tomatoes and mayonaise

We could get everything we wanted

And without worryin about driveby shootings

And um, gang violence, and i just wanna ban their souls to hell

I, i curse their names i, i can't stand the motherfuckers

I wish that..i..they're, look these fuckin dubs, and

Hey shut the fuck up!