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Artist: Phyllis Dillon
Canonical path: /phyllis-dillon/don-t-touch-me-tomato
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Don't Touch Me Tomato
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Don't Touch Me Tomato
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Please mister, don't you touch me tomato
No, don't touch me tomato
Touch me on me pumpkin, potato
For goodness' sake, don't touch me tomato
Touch me this, touch me that
Touch me everything I got
Touch me plum, me apples too
But here's one thing you just can't do
All you do is feel up, feel up
Ain't you tired of feel up, feel up
All you do is squeeze up, squeeze up
Ain't you tired of squeeze up, squeeze up
Mister, take advice from me
The more you look is the less you'll see
But if you just must have your way
Double the price you'll have to pay
Oh, you're hard like a coconut
But nuts, oh nuts, are nothing but ?
Make up your mind, man, what is what
All you do is feel up, feel up
Ain't you tired of feel up, feel up
All you do is squeeze up, squeeze up
Ain't you tired of squeeze up, squeeze up
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Phyllis Dillon performs "Don't Touch Me Tomato", and this lyric page sits inside the Phyllis Dillon catalog on LyroVerse.
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