Drunken Master

Don't be a bull in a china shop

Pick up my foot and then the next one drop

Drunken style is his martial art

You can't push him around like no old hand cart

Sleep on nails and I eat broken glass

I am no fool i keep my mind intact

Stumble down the street people passin' remarks

Cause when me walk, me walk and kotch

I am the drunken master

Test my crew bukup on a disaster

I am the drunken master

Don't be a bull in a china shop

Pick up my foot and then the next one drop

Stumble down the street people passin remarks

Cause when me walk, me walk and kotch

Sleep on nails and I eat broken glass

I am no fool i keep my mind intact

Drunken style are me martial art

Can't push we around like no old hand cart

I am the drunken master

Test my crew bukup on a disaster

I am the drunken master

Yi, er, san ,si, wu, liu, chi, ba

Screamin comin atchya drunken master

Ba, chi, liu, wu, si, san, er, yi

Kick karate from me high dea me knee

Troddin the fertile crescent with me nine section whip

Scrip itta writ in heiroglyphic sanskrit

Mix this music just like a chemist

Wordsmith by osmosis

Mystic chopstick inna your brainbasket

Like a locksmith your cerebelum gets picked

Esoteric like a jedi mind trick

You'll get your fix on his kicks

Yi, er, san ,si, wu, liu, chi, ba

Screamin comin atchya pietaster

Ba, chi, liu, wu, si, san, er, yi

Just like joon rhee, nobody bothers me

Test my crew bukup on a disaster

I am the drunken master

I am the drunken master

Test my crew bukup on a disaster

I am the drunken maste