Sam The Goat

There once was a goat by the name of Sam

Sam ate grass stayed away from ham

An old little goat with a lot of regrets

Sam didn't fit in with the rest of the pets

He did his own thing let his hair grow long

Went into the mountains to write some songs

Down from the hill he began to tread

And all the younger goats, they began to dread

"Awe here comes Sam the Goat, the one and only master"

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Sam made friends that put on shows

Made money from the rich and wore fancy clothes

They set up an event Thursday afternoon

The whole town came to hear Sam's new tune

The old goat clicked onto the stage

Sung one song and the crowd was amazed

Chorus:

The goat, come on, goat, come on

Goat, come on, goat, everybody! (2x)

Sam made riches Sam made girls

Touched four points of the globe in one twirl

Custom made goat suits and Prada boots

Let everybody know that the goat had loot

Now Sam kinda like the way this made him feel

Sam got prideful Sam got ill

Started doin' coke in the back of the bus

Drinking white russians out of plastic cups

Smacking his manager spitting on fans

Made the headlines without a marketing plan

Four star hotels five star cds

Dinner in London goats on four knees

Sam the old goat was on top of the world

And all the younger ones wanted to steal his pearls

Private goat jets daily death threats

Sam didn't fit in with the rest of the pets

Chorus

Soon the old goat felt all alone

And his list of regrets turned into a tall poem: the goat