Dick Pays Rent

I let the beat drop like old annotatepeople with polio

(That's actually really fucked up)

Santa's brother:

Bitches can't handle my shit

They get really excited when they see my dick

My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick

So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?

Because it was disabled

The doctors say I have a disease

But I find that really fucking hard to believe

I hang dogs from trees so I can raise the roof

I turned around way too fast and knocked things off the shelf with my dick

Now it's really red and blue like lilo and stitch

Now it's really starting to itch, hepatitis

This beat drops like my balls at the age of twelve

My nipple shrivels up like a dehydrated elf

I shot an old man in the kneecaps

They call me moose knuckles

Because when I sit down, you can see my balls stick out like moose knuckles

I get diseases from the great sex

I'm coughing up blood so I'm gonna pass the mic

Pink Guy:

Bitches can't handle my shit

They get really excited when they see my dick

My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick

So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits

They call me mr fancy pants, with these nasty rants

They wanna get a little mr magic man

They want a little fire from the land japan

So I give a little hell for these faggots man

I shake things up like parkinson's on these faggots with cars and rims

Cuz we're having a blast

Like kim jung on his last lung bombing america son, yeah

You can't kill me, cuz chin chin is my lord

Fuck that I ain't about the peace

I'm really all about that vaginal crease

Cuz I'm done with you assholes

You fail hard like you're missin a class tho

Mother fucker I will kill you

Mother fucker I will kill you