Catch 22

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen

And welcome to Pink Airlines

We hope your flight is enjoyable

And our flight attendants are here

To insure your ride is as pleasant as possible

Seat backs and tray tables

Must be in the upright and locked position

During take-off and landing

All carry-on luggage must be stowed

In an over-head compartment

Or under the seat in front of you

Waiting on a ticket

'Cause you're looking for the ride

You're feeling on top

'Cause you're flying through the sky

You wanna have your cake

And you wanna eat it too

Everybody's always pointing fingers at you

You're damned if you do

You're damned if you don't

We're always doing all the things

That we say we won't

Here we go

We're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We're jumping off the wings

We're going round in circles

It's a catch twenty-two

Yes, we're flying round in circles

It's a catch twenty-two

Yes, were rocking round in circles

It's the catch twenty-two

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle

And feel as though you are unable

Or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency

Please notify a flight attendant immediately

All electrical equipment, including cell phones

Two-way pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc

Should remain in the off position

Until the pilot notifies us

That we at a safe flying altitude of ten thousand feet

Looking from the outside

You're always looking in

You think you fixed the problem

Till it comes right back again

And life seems like a trap

You're trying to get out

You're searching for your cheese

'Cause you feel like mighty mouse

You're damned if you don't

You're damned if you do

You've seen all the signs

But you haven't got a clue

Here we go

We're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We're jumping off the wings

We're going round in circles

It's a catch twenty-two

Yes, we're flying round in circles

It's a catch twenty-two

Yes, were rocking round in circles

It's the catch twenty-two

You are in, you are in

You are in, you are in

You are in for the ride

Of your life

Here we go

We're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We're jumping off the wings

We're going round in circles

It's a catch twenty-two

Yes, we're flying round in circles

It's a catch twenty-two

Yes, were rocking round in circles

It's the catch twenty-two

We realize you had many choices

And on behalf of all of us at Pink Airlines

We'd like to thank you for flying with us

We hope you have a wonderful stay

Wherever your destination may be

And remember

Be careful when retrieving your items

As during the flight they may have shifted

And might fall on you

Or your neighbour's head

And knock you the fuck out

Here we go

We're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We're jumping off the wings

We're going round in circles

It's a catch twenty-two

Yes, we're flying round in circles

It's a catch twenty-two

Yes, were rocking round in circles

It's the catch twenty-two