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Artist: Pipedown
Canonical path: /pipedown/muppet-goes-to-washington
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Muppet Goes To Washington
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Muppet Goes To Washington
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Another note to self today, now we've found a reason,
to beleive that Jim Henson is under control!
We were told by the government, that he had died,
but they had sent him underground,
plan puppet, cheap texan accent.
The sound, of cutting the strings to.
Bring down, a death serenade.
Terrorized by what they've done,
a voice came from the doll's mouth,
"Hello world, grab your ankles here i cum!"
As dollar signs grew in his eyes,
the council stood applauding,
"Now lets suck this fucking world dry!"
The sound, of cutting the strings to.
Bring down, a death serenade.
"Dry, dry, go!"
But, victims grew sickened too fast.
As he fills his vision, he terrorized the world.
Ignore the past, let's whore the natural state.
He's the first and the last, to terrorize the world.
He sists and laughs cuz we're so fucking afraid.
To rise and fall, tell me now cuz i wanna do something.
To rise above, tell me now I wanna start something.
Lets take down the show, and start on our own.
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