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Artist: Piss Take
Canonical path: /piss-take/london-underground
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London Underground
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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London Underground
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They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London underground
London underground
They're all greedy cunts i want to shoot them all with a rifle.
All they say is "please mind the doors",
And they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger king and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
And chewing gum on every seat,
So don't tell me to "mind the gap"
I want my fucking money back.
London underground
London underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London underground
London underground
They're all greedy cunts i want to shoot them all with a rifle
Lalalala
Lalalala
The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,
London underground
London underground
Wawa wankers , they're all wankers ,
London underground
London underground
Take your oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole.
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