Poottah

Three men went out with their heads on quite right

To fight to get wild things in sight

Their ties not too lose, no time for a snooze

Their colour of skin, it was white

Their mission, in heat they should find

Wild beasts for Mr. Kite

His circus, it had no more visitors in sight

Not even a cat that could growl

But deep in the jungle, Chief Poot and his Ahs

They did not like unexpected guests

They had this game with caught ones who came

A sort of quiz, you could say

As days went by, their time ran short

There was not a pet around

They had to find more teeth and more claws

To satisfy the need of the Kite

To find all this stuff, the jungle grew deeper

And deeper and so it would seem

Chief Poot and his Ahs would soon be aware

That someone was way to close

Then late one night Sly Bronson was caught

His head was pointing south

The Ahs were there in less than a sec

Even Rambo wouldn't stand a hope

Tied to the stick in the centre of all

Without his Bondwatch he was

He started to sweat, he started to cry

He didn't even notice Chief Poot

With use of what they had, they got his tongue rolling

He couldn't but tell their canmp palce

The Ahs and Chief Poot prepared for tomorrow

The beginning of the end

Tied to three sticks in the centre of all

Hundreds of Ahs were all around

Tension was rising as time it grew nearer

Time for the quiz

Chief Poot came into the arena

Quietness fell as monsoon

The first question asked: "Poottah or death?"

What poottah was, was not explained

But could it possibly be worse than death

Really no one could tell

Sly Bronson, the spaniard though had an idea

"Pootah the sentence for me!"

Fifty little black men came up from behind

Doing their thing up his rear end

Leaving him halfway to death

The question was put to D.J.

Gang bang

He also chose this pootah thing

But this time a hundred were there

Now if they doubled each time and they were enough

Your shit would be white for a couple of years

"Up your ass" Pal Bao thought "Just let me have death"

the Ahs started smiling so still

(Chief Poot nearing his body as the sentence was passed)

"DEATH BY POOTAH!"