The Jump Off

[Plastic Little]: Anybody got any questions?

[Nerd]: Aww yeah. What's the jump off?

[PL]: What the fuck you mean, "What's the jump off?" You see some shit that's wild that's the jump off

[Nerd]: What's 'whoa'?

[PL]: A fuckin' Corvette on the block, two elephants driving sucking a dude's dick. Suicide doors

A forty and a blunt, yep that's the jump off

Shorty had a gun in her cunt

'Bout to shoot at the front of the Chinese shop

Suckin' my cock to some 2Pac, jump off

Throwback, just like apartheid

Or Atari, 2600

Christopher Columbus found it

Y'all try to take it, before he came they were naked

Now, it's, nothing but hip hop

On the block in some brand new flip flops

From JC Penny, Reginald Denny

Make them bitches say "ho"!

Yeah yeah, cop got shot in the his face, that's the jump off

Get laid on your first date, that's the jump off

I got free drugs that I found on the rug

I always look cute when I got no loot

Shit, I'm the J.U.M.P.O. off

Thirty story walking man, walking to Milwaukee and

Hear me on that Walkie Talkie, nigga holla back

If Wong got that crack well than nigga I'm that crack

[PL] Alright you understand that shit yet?

[Nerd] No, you guys are just rapping so tell me what it is

[PL] Fuck that rapping. Nah we laid that shit down like a glass carpet motherfucker

[Nerd] HUH?!?!

I'm the human jump off, check my calf muscles

They three percent helium

You can't see them, I'm up in the ceiling

And I'll burn up your night like great white did

While I torch that shit like Lisa Lopez

All of y'all niggas is dead, dead

With a dick in your mouth and your tongue pulled out

Fuck on your belly and a booger down south

Wait in the water

Wait in the water children

Wait in the water

I'm not going to trouble the water

Yo, I got a plan

Stickin' these bitches for they gold and they garments

Shut up, your Gucci and your wallet

Be quiet, I'm sorry your parka's a Starter

I wanted your life or your daughter

It's that caviar

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Soup souffle, creme brulee

Nachos saute and a Chardonnay

Aye, aye, aye, aye

Cozy on the first date, that's the jump off

Got that new Bonnie Raitt, that's the jump off

I just did E and I'm givin' niggas hugs

I always look cute, but I've got no loot

Shit I'm the J.U., M.P.O. off

I'm the J.U., M.P.O. off

I'm the J.U., M.P.O. off

I'm the mother fucking jump off

[PL] Alright that's it that's the jump off. Get that shit yet?

[Nerd] NO! Just tell me what it is

[PL] Alright, check it like this. The jump off is when you go to candy store and get a free Tootsie Pop. That's the jump off

[Nerd] Oh that's great!

[PL] Alright your HIV test comes back positive

[Nerd] Oh no

[PL] But chill out. Upon further testing you find out that shit's negative. That's the jump off!

[Nerd] That's great news!

[PL] Your dad's in the Russian mafia. That's the jump off

[Nerd] He can beat people up for me

[PL] And your worst enemy's momma, gets killed by ninjas at Disney World! That's the jump off!

[Nerd] I love the jump off! I hate Bobby! It's fucking awesome! I love it. It's great! I'm the J.U.M.P.O. off. I'm the J.U.M.P.O. off

[PL] Yeah, you got a little fire behind that shit little playa. Yo hold up. Run them sneakers bitch

[Nerd] Oh no. You tricked me