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If I Waz U

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If I Waz U

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If I wuz you...

So surreal.. so surreal

So surreal that it can't be real

I'm just so afraid of banana peels

A wandering eye does not have sex appeal

I'm 99 and a half light years away

And they expect me to be ok

They see me in some other light

But who told them that I wasn't alright?

Get with it said the Prince to the Be

Doncha realize that they can't see

That's cool.. I'm in a tranquil state

But I can't see why they don't calculate

Prince how come your eyes look blue?

If only ya had my eyes to look through

Mellowin out is what ya need to do

Huh.. Only if I wuz you

If I wuz you...

I guess I'm supposed to go crazy is that what it is

Tryin to pass this quiz

Mirror mirror what'cha got for me?

Since I'm you and you're just so me

I know they've lost themselves instead

I know that destiny's face is red

I can see my rainbow's real sweet

But for that quick quiz I gotta crib sheet

So what's the matter you? Why do ya look sad?

Man this world doesn't look so bad

What's the deal with the heal of a shoe

Why's an ankle such a red kangaroo

It all depends on the way I think

A watcher's point of view don't'cha think

There'd be a time where I wouldn't have a clue

But only if I wuz you

If I wuz you...

Poor, poor aristocrat

Shaken down by a pussycat

Thought he was a strong believer in the now

He thought he was up so he got shook down

Deja vu, even I myself

That's why educated guesses I think might help

But a flat out reading, I don't see how

And things we gotta deal with right now

Like the fact that my complexion may offend you

Environment's protection may contend

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