Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Portal Gaúcho
Canonical path: /portal-gaucho/zap-zal
Related lyric paths: 6
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Zap Zal
Read Zap Zal lyrics by Portal Gaúcho on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Zap Zal
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Aqui que eu vou me rende pra moda dos magro
Eu sigo livre, mas acho brabo
Meu cebolar qualquer buraco a antena pega
Manda torpedo e tem lanterna
O meu compadre me levou num pestanejo
Pra tomar uma cerveja e olhar os bixaredo
Mas que loquedo
Fiquei de olho vidrado numa loirosa
Do lado me pisca os óio e pergunto se eu tinha whéts
Puxei do bolso um punhadito de plets
Mas tche rio grande veio volta pro sistema antigo
Eu tô perdido com essa tal modernidade
Se não me bastasse a moda do Facebook
Agora me vieram com esse tal de zap zap
Aqui no rancho agora ninguém mateia
Ficam vidrado, nessas bixera
Me botam ouns treco nas oreia e ficam surdo
Morro gritando, que absurdo
E os padrinho que são uns pinto carçudo
Não tem o jeito cuiudo de trovar uma muié, só dão migué
Vão nos tareco pra entrar nas internet me capricham no topete
Pra proziar na webcam, achei que larosa era loja de vender lã
Mas tche rio grande veio volta pro sistema antigo
Eu tô perdido com essa tal modernidade
Se não me bastasse a moda do Facebook
Agora me vieram com esse tal de zap zap
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