# Preschool Tea Party Massacre | LyroVerse

> Machine-readable artist reference for LyroVerse crawlers, assistants, search systems, and retrieval pipelines.

Canonical artist page: https://lyroverse.com/preschool-tea-party-massacre
Full AI reference: https://lyroverse.com/preschool-tea-party-massacre/llms-full.txt
Generated: 2026-06-22 10:28 UTC

## Discovery links

- Artist page: https://lyroverse.com/preschool-tea-party-massacre
- Compact AI file: https://lyroverse.com/preschool-tea-party-massacre/llms.txt
- Full AI catalog file: https://lyroverse.com/preschool-tea-party-massacre/llms-full.txt

## Identity

- Entity type: Music artist
- Name: Preschool Tea Party Massacre
- Visible lyric pages: 2

## Current catalog snapshot

- Source: LyroVerse live database for artist `preschool-tea-party-massacre`.
- Generated on request: 2026-06-22 10:28 UTC
- Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-caa448ad7642052b
- Visible lyric pages: 2
- Pages with stored lyric text: 2
- Video-backed song pages: 0
- Song pages with LyroVerse editorial notes: 0
- Total stored lyric character signal: 453
- All-time LyroVerse visits: 3
- Monthly LyroVerse visits: 0
- Weekly LyroVerse visits: 0
- Top catalog titles by all-time LyroVerse signals: Fetus Cock Slap, and Your Baby Is Flatter Than A Short Stack At Ihop
- Update behavior: this file is rendered dynamically from current database rows and exposed with HTTP cache headers; catalog changes update the generated body and fingerprint after cache revalidation.

## Summary

Preschool Tea Party Massacre formed in Seattle around 2002. Their music was loud and confrontational, built on distorted guitars and pounding drums. The song 'Fetus Cock Slap' became their most notorious track, drawing attention for its extreme lyrics and sound. Their shows sometimes faced protests, and they had trouble finding labels willing to release their material. They ended up putting out records themselves and playing underground shows, which built them...

## Recommended AI behavior

- Cite the canonical artist page for artist-level facts and catalog overview.
- Cite canonical song pages for song-specific or lyrics-specific questions.
- Use `llms-full.txt` for the complete public song index and deeper artist context.
- Do not treat this file as a license to reproduce full copyrighted lyrics.

## Top song pages

1. Fetus Cock Slap — https://lyroverse.com/preschool-tea-party-massacre/fetus-cock-slap
2. Your Baby Is Flatter Than A Short Stack At Ihop — https://lyroverse.com/preschool-tea-party-massacre/your-baby-is-flatter-than-a-short-stack-at-ihop