Tiny Christmas

You know Christmas time is a lovely time of the year

You can crack a little soda, get a present, and have yourself a beer

You can make everybody scream

When you dress up like Santa and

Come down the stairs

And open all the presents

Christmas is a crazy crazy crazy crazy time of year

You can enjoy the snow

Or if you live around Seattle you can enjoy the rain

You can pluck yourself a tune on a tiny guitar

Cause Christmas is a time for hanging around inside

Eatin' all the rubarb pie

Makin people happy with a present or two

Cause Christmas is a tiny little time of year

You can warm your nose and your knees and your ears

Inside with a fire that's large

I don't know what rhymes with large

Maybe your mom's name is Marge

That would be nice

Christmas is a fabulous invention

I think they even have a Christmas convention

Down at the Holiday Inn you can go meet Santa

And then sit on his lap and get yourself a present

And you can already tell I'm makin' this up as I go along

Mellowin' out makin' up a tiny Christmas song

Cause we all know Jingle Bells

And Deck the Halls too well

So it's time for a brand new Christmas carol

Christmas is a fabulous time of year

Yes it is, so hold me near, near

I wanna make it happen

Open them presents and there wrapping

Mind me, cause i got what i wanted

But thats no the point now no

Cause the point is to be with the ones that you love

To not be on tour with the band that you love

But to be home nuzzlein' with your

Favorite person in the world who ever that might be

Just go ahead and nuzzle up cause its Christmas time

Merry Christmas everybody

from the Presidents Of The United States Of America