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Artist: The Presidents of the United States of America
Canonical path: /presidents-of-the-united-states-of-america-the/useless-crushes
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Useless Crushes
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Useless Crushes
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Here she comes
I look at my feet
And forget how to breath
She says hello (hello, hello...)
I say "ah, oh"
She giggles and leaves
It happens a lot
I wob with demention
She is always so hot
I can't deal with attention
Oh, but what else can i do?
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads
Oooh oh oh!
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads
Oooh oh oh!
Yeah
There she goes
She is on a fabulous date without me
Sit home alone (alone, alone...)
Deconstructing the ads on tv
I hate her so much
Don't know how to reach her
I like her a lot
Should i talk to her teacher?
No but, what good would that do?
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads
Oooh oh oh!
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads
Oooh oh oh!
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads
Oooh oh oh!
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads
Oh! oh! oh!
You're like charlie brown
In love with a cute little redheaded girl
She's walking around (around, around...)
I can't even speak 'cause my blood's in a whirl
I hate her so much
I buy her chocolates and rings (chocolate, rings!)
I just wanna talk, ya know?
Is that such a bad thing?
No but, what else can i do?
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads
Oooh oh oh!
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads
Oooh oh oh!
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads!
Oooh oh oh!
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads
Oooh oh oh!
I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads
Oh! oh! oh!
I wish i knew her name
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