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Artist: Primus
Canonical path: /primus/dmv
Related lyric paths: 6
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DMV
Read DMV lyrics by Primus on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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DMV
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I've been to hell. I spell it
I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there
Knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited
And choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers
I'd screw a chimpanzee
Call it pointless
When I need relief I spell it THC
Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away
Huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon
Myself a full lobotomy
Call it pointless
Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man
To sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs
But there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs
And trips to DMV
Call it pointless
I've been to hell. I spell it
I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows
Precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited
Near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers
I'd screw that chimpanzee
Call it pointless
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