Kool Keith's Ass
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Kool Keith's Ass
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I've been thinking about Kool Keith's ass for a long time now
Thinkin about how I gotta get out find out where he hangs out with his pants down
I know he likes porno stacks and cable, mentally unstable
But that's ok I'll cook dinner then make him dance naked while I medicate
him and clean off the kitchen table
He lives in LA I hate it there but I got big blonde hair so I'll fit in,
visit my Grandma, play her my new CD
And then from there go to Burbank, sit in the studio audience of Jeopardy,
make Keith take me to
Universal Studios, Disneyland, Viper Room, then he'll get in bed with me
I mean, the guy needs a little therapy.
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Princess Superstar performs "Kool Keith's Ass", and this lyric page sits inside the Princess Superstar catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to Bump Your Ass Off and Fuck Me on the Dancefloor with a short reason for opening each page next.
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