Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Procol Harum
Canonical path: /procol-harum/simple-sister
Related lyric paths: 6
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Simple Sister
Read Simple Sister lyrics by Procol Harum on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Simple Sister
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Simple Sister
Got Whooping Cough
Have to burn her toys
Take her treats
Eat her sweets
Scare off all the boys
Simple Sister
Got Whooping Cough
Have to put her out
Wear her clothes
Steal her bows
Tell her that she's stout
Simple Sister
Got Whooping Cough
Lock her in a cell
Throw the key
Into the sea
Hope she never gets well
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Procol Harum performs "Simple Sister", and this lyric page sits inside the Procol Harum catalog on LyroVerse.
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