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Upper Clapton Dance

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Upper Clapton Dance

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Yeh, Yeh

Wot

When I bop through these ends

Follow me on a trot through the East End

Where we wear our hoodies in all seasons

Licking shots

Dodging police

Constables

Walking with punk under balls

Jeans to low

To ever consider

Running or Jumping walls

When I walk around here there's a couple of rules

Don't bling around here, tuck your jewels

Unless you wanna get done by the wolves

And don't fight back

The knife can be so uncomfortable

Before the changes

Before the Shell garage had the Sainsburys

I walk the streets daily

And one ten for big fat goes in the navy

Black hoodies

Nike tracksuits and hats

Who'll fit caps and chaps

Jewellery fact, all that

Attracts all these cats

Looking to lash on your goodies

You can run but that's hard to dance

Between the cracks and by karma

There's many murders you never heard about

Why do you think they call it the Murder Mall

Cause they talk about violence like they know it

And this is never what their life was

So righteous

When a few weeks ago

A bullet missed and struck a minor

Oh my High Road

Good old Upper Clapton High Road

Northolt

Wigan

Southall

Leeds

All my Upper Clapton People

This ain't your regular two step

Routine, take a few steps for me

Left foot, right foot, best foot, first

When I walk around here

Your best to walk firm

So follow trend if you wanna' stand the chance

Follow the steps and let's do the upper clapton dance

If your flash

With your cash

Then invest

Buy a mash

And a vest

To match

Protect your stash, look

Haters hate me but don't hate them

Just do your thing and ignore them

Lifes a bitch with problems

So fuck it

Come share them, Look

Rubber guys you gotta watch them

Move to you, you got to pop them

Do or die you got to take them

Let it slide

You're a victim

Ride with your pride

Ride with the 9

Get caught

Then your pissed then

Jus' ride the time

Do the Time

Mistakes, We can all fix them

Get six years

Serve three

Get a kitchen job, that's me

(Took) Top bunk, bunk bed

Fuck sidelines

It's rent free

This ain't me

But it could be

Cause road lifes sturdy

You beef it

If it's worth it

You go inside you respect it

Respect it, Ride it

Use the time to reflect in it

Get out, start changing it

Change shits do shutting it

But back in the Grime

Back to Action

Back to the hate

Back to Clapton

Haters hate but don't hate them

Stack your bits and show them

This ain't your regular two step

Routine, take a few steps for me

Left foot, right foot, best foot, first foot

When you walk around here

You best to walk firm

So follow trend if you wanna stand the chance

Follow the steps and let's do the upper clapton dance

Let me tell you what Grimes about

To the media people

That runs their mouth

Too negative about what guns about

So we got a hard time trying to find something positive to rhyme about

But if your minding that

Jump on the 253

It's up, try finding that

If you're lying, you'll be dying

Put a gun to your brain

From here to the roundabout

To get murdered

And go on like nobody know'em

But it's a murder saw'em and show'em

It's so dumb

Lead people believe and who believe

These bars ain't going

We get banned from putting our show on

We get banned from tv and so on

Never hear the way the man go on

And easy

Believe me

You don't come past, and fast

And your cars gone

Look, stare and your cuts won't last long

Gold rings and I'll take every last one

Upper Clapton dance with a mask on

Go on step in and won't pull a fast one

Seek to many men

Pass on, this one could be my last song

And the reason I see man rolling

And the hurts get worse from first to the last one

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