I Don't Want To Live That Long

If I can't live forever

Hope I make a hundred years

So much wine, so little time

So many kinds of beers

Even when I'm nine to three

There'll be living left to do

And I'll still be kicking butt

Then there's exceptions to the rule

When they run out of jam cake in Kentucky

When the family farm is gone

When a good old boy can't get lucky

With a guitar and a song

When a man can't fly the flag

And take a drag on his front lawn

I'll catch y'all on the other side

I don't want to live that long

When wrangler don't make blue cut jeans

And ford stops building trucks

When they fish out all the small mouth

And martha white goes belly up

When the bible's nothing more than

A coffee table souvenir

I'd just as soon say I'm through

And check on out of here

When they run out of jam cake in Kentucky

When the family farm is gone

When a good old boy can't get lucky

With a guitar and a song

When a man can't fly the flag

And take a drag on his front lawn

I'll catch y'all on the other side

I don't want to live that long

When they run out of fresh air in Montana

And the lynchburg well runs dry

When you go down to Alabama

There's no dirt roads left to ride

When a man can't speak his mind

And our conscience don't belong

I'll catch y'all on the other side

I don't want to live that long

Yeah, I'll see you all on the other side

I don't want to live that long

What do you mean we're out of beer? That's it. I'm outta here