Hillbilly Happy Smash

Bow to your partner, grab 'em by the arm

Get prepared to cause him harm

Spin, spin, spin 'em all around, spin 'em all around

Till hehits the ground

Pick him back up and do it some more

Throw 'em in the air and clear the floor

Pick up that empty bottle of beer, smash it over the head

Of the bar man there

If he starts bleeding don't you run

Don't you run 'cause it's all in fun!

Grab your partner, make her stare

Strip on down to your underwear

If she leaves don't you care

Take a little step and savoir faire

Run over there, grab someone, throw him in the pit

And join the fun

Hit your head up on the satage, get into the pit and

Start to rage

Don't you worry if you want to get laid

All you gotta do is promenade

This here's the Hillbilly Happy Smash! Originated in West

Marin, California. It's real easy to do

Now you're feeling good and sloshed, get into the pit and

Start to mosh

Mosh, mosh, spin it all around

"Roud and around and around and around

'Round and around and around and around and around and around

Around and around , 'round and around and around and around and

Around and around and around

If yo uget dizzy don't you stress

Barf on your partner's brand new dress

Here come the bouncers four by four

Tryin' hard to get to the middle of the floor

Dip, dive, step and steer

Don't let the mtherfuckers get too near

Jump on their backs and hit 'em on the head

Hit 'em on the head till their faces turn red

Forget about what I said before, grab your

Shit and head for the door

And if you just have gotten your thrills

Get into your car and head for the hills

Head for the hills...