I Think I Need A Drink

Well I was in my cubical, just another day

of working for a douchebag at minimal pay

Tapping on a keyboard, and staring at the clock,

I seemed like forever before I could be off

My job was so boring, It drove me insane

Who would have thought life could be so mundane

I sat there at my desk, and all I could think,

is things would be better if I only had a drink

-CHORUS-

You start with a whiskey shot, just to feel warm

but it's not quite enough so you have yourself two more

you hear a song and you sing along it fills your heart with cheer

So you grab yourself another shot and a frothy pint of beer

Tura lura lye lura lye lura lee

If I have a drink with you will you have a drink with me?

Tura lura lye lura lye lura loo

If you have a drink with me, well, I'll have a drink with you

I opened up the internet so I could find a game

I'd mingle with my co-workers, but they are all lame

the water cooler talk, well I fuckin' despise

Dancing stars and Idols, I wish they'd all die

When I was young man I didn't feel this way

I worked with my mates and we laughed every day

As I recalled the good times, well I could only think

As soon as I get out of here I'll have myself a drink.

(Chorus)

A dirty stool by the bar was where I did sit

next to a scuffy man who smelled a wee like shit

The barkeep, he poured a shot and I though about me day

but a few drinks in I grew a grin - my worries washed away

The feller' beside me was now my best mate

we sang and we drank till the hour was late

I stumbled home on my own and I could only think,

it was an amazing night, I'm glad I had a drink.

(Chorus)

I woke in the mornin', A throbbin' in my head

It took near an hour to crawl out me bed

As the room was a spinnin', my belly, it did heave

A groan in my bowels said it was time to leave

I stumbled to the shitter, I pissed out my arse

They say you feel like dying, I think I felt worse

as my bowels were draining, well I could only think

Oh lord if you help me I'll give up the drink

Oh lord if you help me... I'll give up the drink.