Pluh

Tearin' down the road doin' ninety

in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to

get a tank of gas

I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a

Sucker like me to drive by goin' way to fast

I saw the red and blue in my rear view

So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder

of the road

He looked at me in the nose and said:

"Son, do you realize your tires are round?"

And I said:

"PLUH!"

YES, I SAID PLUH!

Walkin down the streets in my

running shoes lookin' for a shoestore

So that I can find myself parking spot

I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing

but his boxers

And a cap that said:

"I like tater tots."

He said something in latin

that I didn't understand

And I thought the worst until

he pointed at my wrist

Then I saw that all he wanted was the time

So I looked at the broken watch, and I said:

"PLUH!"

YES I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!

*start pit here*

If there ever was a word that you heard

SO ABSURD

It could take the place of ANYTHING

that you could say

Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question

Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone!

So remember the next time you forget

What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence

Don't strain your brain to remember the word

Instead look 'em right in the nose and

Tell 'em that the answer is:

"PLUH!"