We Ran Out Of Cd Space

What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts?

You would be like man thats fuckin sweet,

I can't believe the world is made of doughnuts.

What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets?

You would be the first one to be eaten

In survival situations

What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur?

What if you peed out of your nose?

What if your face was shaped like Mexico?

Or Trapezoids?

Or Texas and Hawaii?

What if the world was made of other worlds combined

into a world just like the world you started with?

What if another world then ate the world

made out of doughnuts

making all the doughnut people pissed?

What if your face was made of bumblebees?

You would be like dude this really sucks,

I do not want a face made out of bumblebees

What if your Dad was made of rainbows?

You would be like OMG that's lame

I want a Dad made out of ninja robots.

What if your pool was filled with apple sauce?

What is a hot dog was your tongue?

What if your mouth was filled with broken glass,

And fire ants,

And three meat jambalaya?

What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon

that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate?

What if those crocodiles could shoot heat seeking killer bees

Insuring there would be no escape?

What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs?

You would be like,

Awwww look at the puppy dog.

Awwww come here, come here

Awwww watch you doin little guy?

Watch you doin?

(baby talk)

Who's the puppy dog?

You the puppy dog!

Its a puppy dog

Its the puppy doggies!

Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes?

What if your butt was on your chest?

What if guitars could squirt out sour cream,

And nacho cheese,

And pure sulfuric acid?

What if the world was made of(track fades)