Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Puny Human
Canonical path: /puny-human/champagne-minivan
Related lyric paths: 6
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Champagne Minivan
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Champagne Minivan
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we got this ancient van that runs with no keys and
it's got a pair of stolen portable freezers
we're throwin bashes like they've gone outta season
make me awake when we're at rehab please
oh yeah!
she's got a snakeskin floor
inside a lipstick holder
with an electric choke
the miles are slipping
i'm thinking that the blenders made the wipers blow and
we're running later than our new york shows and
he called the office somewhere way up the road and
he said to take the freaking thing outta low
oh yeah!
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Yes. The related section below points to B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) and Bare Knuckle Love with a short reason for opening each page next.
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