The Instagram Comedian Song

This song goes out to all the shitty Instagram comedians

This one is for you!

I didn't know what to do when Vine closed down

The more I thought the less I wanted to live

What's the use of trying?

I'm talent-less

I'm gonna die alone and penniless

I'm a comedian!

A really, real bad one

My jokes are median

But they're appealing to someone

I don't have

Talent or skills

But I pay the bills

Live in Beverly Hills

I only appeal to all the little kids

They're the only ones that laugh at my skits

But I'm not even trying

'Cause my humor is shit

Criticize me and you'll get hit

I'm a comedian

A really, real bad one

My jokes are median

But they're appealing to someone

I don't have

Talent or skills

But I pay the bills

Man, my jokes do not kill

Yeah, and to prove that I'm a real comedian, my numbers back it up

And all these laughing emoji's, they back it up too

So that means, I'm a real comedian

Fuck you

Thank you Instagram

For allowin' my nose job

I've been shit for a livin', I need to be stopped

I'm a comedian

A really, real bad one

My jokes are median

But they're appealing to someone

I don't have

Talent or skills but I pay the bills

Let me take all these pills

I'm a comedian

A really, real bad one

My jokes are median

But they're appealing to someone

I'm a comedian!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm an Instagram Comedian by the way

I'm so shit at this

I'm not funny at all

Why do I call myself a comedian

I shouldn't be one

I, Actually I'm not one

But I, But I think I am

Beca-, fuck it I'm done