Hittin' Hooks

Now this might sound disgusting and very gross

But it's sure to have you tripping, so y'all listen close

It's not bright like the sun, but sweet like sugar

It's rather on the bugged tip and it's called hitting hookers

Now what I'm displaying might not be kosher to you

But it's still something astro black has to do

So go up one skin with a finger or two

Then put three more for the rest of the crew

Don't ty to front like it's so gloomy and grey

Cause we all hit them hooks sometimes or every day

Whether out in the open or on the sneak tip

Use your fingers or some objects, just spread them two lips

Take it from lord quas cause I'm never joking

And also, remember this slogan

Yo ho, what's for dinner?

Let me go up your legs and let my tongue enter

Well I was walking down to gates avenue

Just got done clothes shopping, spending revenue

When up walked this cutie had a big fat ass

Super fly sugar shaped like an hourglass

I couldn't move, I was just about

But all of a sudden homegirl straight pulled out

Her fat brown... Nah I ain't gonna say it

But it probably weighed a hundred pounds if you tried to weigh it

I sat there for a while with it in my hand

So I tried to play it cool like I was the man

So we went up to my crib so I could get into that

All of a sudden she sat dead in my lap

My??? Inside laughing like it was all a joke

But a brother like lord quas had almost choked

So I dug in my pants and pulled out about nine

And splashed every last fruit right inside of her eye

Hey yo she tried to jump up and say "what's wrong with you?"

Then wiped it off her face and said "I can't mess with you"

Like if I did something that was so full of shame

But yo y'all gots to know the name of the game

One night at club becks yeah I was standing with chuck

And saw this gorgeous young lady that I wanted to...

I knew sure enough that I really did want it

So, no half stepping, I pushed up on it

Had on the helly hansen and a knot that was fat

Had the spotlight beaming on my astro black hat

But when she stepped in the light and got right on my shit

She had mad fat blisters at the tip of her lips

She was dressed real fresh and her body was hook

But them dried up blisters just ruined her look

I tried to tell her about it, but I couldn't be raw

So I played it off and said, "eh you need blistex for them cold sores?"

I was hoping from that she would walk away

But she didn't do nothing, I guess she wanted to stay

She started asking for my number, I said I don't mean to diss you

But let me shake your hand cause I'm never gonna kiss you