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Artist: Queens Of The Stone Age
Canonical path: /queens-of-the-stone-age/if-i-had-a-tail
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If I Had A Tail
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If I Had A Tail
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Gitchy gitchy oo la la
Da doo, run, run, you won't get far
I’m machine, obsolete
The land of the free, lobotomy
I wanna suck, I wanna lick
I wanna cry and I wanna spit
Tears of pleasure, tears of pain
They trickle down your face the same
It’s how you look, not how you feel
The city of glass, with no heart
If I had a tail I’d own the night
If I had a tail I’d swat the flies
Yeah, oh oh, oh oh, oh, oh
Gitchy gitchy oo la la
Da doo, run, run, you won't get far
Animals in the midnight zone
When you own the world you’re always home
Get your hands dirty, roll up them sleeves
Brainwashed or true believers?
Buy flash cars, diamond rings
Expensive holes to bury things
I’m machine, obsolete
In the land of the free, immortality
If I had a tail I’d own the night
If I had a tail I’d swat the flies
Yeah, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
See me dancing on the stars
See me dance
If I have a tail
I will control the night
If I have a tail
I will control the night
If I have a tail
I will control the night
When we have a tail
We will control
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