Bonehead

I'm really not a jerk.

I know how to dance.

I'm never gonna work.

I wear designer pants.

Oh, my head is empty,

And my brain, it hurts.

I wanna be a real cool guy

Wear alligator shirts.

I don't care what you say.

I just wanna be this way.

I don't care just what you said.

I just wanna be a bonehead.

Now I got a job.

My foreman's name is Bob.

He's really quite a guy.

He blows me all the time.

My girlfriend says she loves me.

Her mother says so, too.

I'm lifting weights most every day.

Won't take no shit from you.

I don't care what you say.

I just wanna be this way.

I don't care just what you said.

I just wanna be a bonehead.