Killer Ratings

Got the weapons and the target picked out,

Everything's set to go

The escape route's clear the cameras are rolling,

It's gonna be a real big show.

We'll kill for out fifteen minutes,

Gonna be prime time terrorists

Got no dogma or agenda baby,

Everyone's on the list

I'll show ya something that's really cool,

With fertilizer and diesel fuel.

Gonna be on television,

with a prime time dose of terrorism.

We don't send no letters out,

To claim responsibility

We send the VHS straight to CNN,

So everyone will see

I'll show ya something that's really cool,

With fertilizer and diesel fuel.

Gonna be on television,

with a prime time dose of terrorism.

We don't kill for politics

But we'll massacre for higher ratings

We got some bombing planned for sweeps week,

That should be really entertaining.

The assassination video's,

Gone straight to number one

We'll be endorsed by Klashnikov,

And Semtex before we're done

We got a dozen hostages,

Tied up in the basment

We dress 'em up in tutus,

And give 'em enemas for entertainment

if our demands aren't met the new tonight,

Will show them being killed

We want thirty-million helicopters,

And a dollar bill

I'll show ya something that's really cool,

With fertilizer and diesel fuel.

Gonna be on television,

with a prime time dose of terrorism.

We'll hijack a plane to Hollywood

To get the recognition that we should.

We're telegenic terrorists,

With agents, lawyers, and publicists