Walked into the yaoi room, and saw something obscene
300 hot young girls were staring
At the screen naked animated men, engaging in foreplay
The girls assumed that scene applied to Q & J
But we’re not gay
No, we’re not gay
We know that lots of you would be in fangirl bliss
If you would get to see Wolfwood and Reno kiss
But that won’t fly with us, no matter what you say
Our private parts remain very far away
‘Cause we’re not gay
No, we’re not gay
No, we’re not gay
No, we’re not
No we’re not saying there’s anything wrong with that
But for that other team, we simply do not bat
Outside we’ve seen you all cosplaying with yourselves
Dressed up like ninjas, pirate whores and magic elves
You text you group, you squee, you love your anime
Girls are boys, boys are girls, baby that’s okay
But we’re not gay
No, we’re not gay
We don’t kiss boys, no male sex toys
You know who’s boss, like Wolfwood’s Cross
We don’t dig dudes, we think it's rude
We will not lick, on Reno’s stick
Not gay
I say
Not gay
No way
Not gay, not gay
But as they say
We have a gay old time
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