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Artist: Rachel Bilson
Canonical path: /rachel-bilson/call-me-doctor
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Call Me Doctor
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Call Me Doctor
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You said I look like what? Like a real doctor?
A real doctor wouldn't dress like me,
Wouldn't act like me, wouldn't look like me?
Ah, hell no
Labcoat, Dolce, clipboard, Prada, Vera Wang
Shorts, shorts, name tag, doctor
See dub bitches, what the fuck you would expect
Call me doctor, stethoscope hanging around my neck
Same chick, new shit, new show, full clip
Fresh dip, new kicks, only Jimmy Choos bitch
Been a little while but I'm back again
Summer Roberts back upon the track again
Peaced out about The O.C., Ben and Brody, deuces
Did a couple movies, drank a couple juices
Still they coming at me like where you been
You should be asking Misha Barton
Critics talking shit about my acting
Nice chick schtick
Ain't happening
Who be blogging on the internet
Jealous tricks, suck a tit,
Get a pap smear with an oven mitt, bitch!
Too hot, give your man a tent in his trousers
Styling, so all the critics want to doubt her
And I'm unbelievable, check your web browser
Haters, get two words, DOOGIE HOWSER
(REFRÃO x2)
Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
The doctor will see you
I'm a innovator, a resuscitator
You only part dead, pass the defibrillator (clear)
I'm a monster (clear)
I go HAM
Jay & Ye can keep the throne
'Cause I don't give a damn (thank you)
Every other month, on the cover of magazine
Periodical front and center with a pouty mouth
Still they pounce me coming out my house
Paparazzi flashing up, pop pop, when my gat comes out
Little bitty actresses, trying to get they asses kissed
Make me wanna slap a bitch
Put them on a blacklist
Five foot nothing, flow like Cam'ron
If Natalie get mad at me, remind her who da Black Swan
Fuck the Emmys, fuck the fame
Just addicted to the money and the game
So when you see us doing 80 in the prius full tint, Louie Print
What's my motherfucking name?
(REFRÃO x2)
Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
The doctor will see you
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