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Artist: Rachel Bloom
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Mary Poppins Is Efficient
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Mary Poppins Is Efficient
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[Michael]
Why won't she stop crying, jane?
[Jane]
Oh michael, I wish mary poppins was still living with us! She'd know what to do
[Mary]
Hello!
[Jane and michael]
Mary poppins!
[Jane]
What are you doing here?
[Mary]
Well, I heard you needed help with a crying baby
[Michael]
Ah yes, she's ever so upset
[Mary]
Now, michael, mustn't be negative!
Mary poppins always has a few tricks up her sleeve to soothe a crying child
[Jane]
Tricks?
[Michael]
Like what?
[Mary]
Whenever a child is fussy
And starts to cry and moan
There's no need for a bottle
I've a secret of my own
First you shake up the baby
And then you fly away
[Michael]
Um, mary?
[Jane]
Where did she go?
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