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Mary Poppins Is Efficient

Mary Poppins Is Efficient lyrics by Rachel Bloom. [Michael] Why won't she stop crying, jane? [Jane] Oh michael, I wish mary poppins was still living with us!...

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Mary Poppins Is Efficient

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[Michael]

Why won't she stop crying, jane?

[Jane]

Oh michael, I wish mary poppins was still living with us! She'd know what to do

[Mary]

Hello!

[Jane and michael]

Mary poppins!

[Jane]

What are you doing here?

[Mary]

Well, I heard you needed help with a crying baby

[Michael]

Ah yes, she's ever so upset

[Mary]

Now, michael, mustn't be negative!

Mary poppins always has a few tricks up her sleeve to soothe a crying child

[Jane]

Tricks?

[Michael]

Like what?

[Mary]

Whenever a child is fussy

And starts to cry and moan

There's no need for a bottle

I've a secret of my own

First you shake up the baby

And then you fly away

[Michael]

Um, mary?

[Jane]

Where did she go?

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