We Don't Need A Man

[Shaina]

Yo, rachel and I both just got dumped!

[Rachel]

Yeah, and you know what? We're better off, rob

[Shaina]

Damn right. It's time to have a girl's night

[Rachel]

Yeah, it's time to have a girl's night

Let's start singing now

[Shaina]

Baby, ever since you left

I've been lookin' so damn fine

I'm feeling like myself again

It's about goddamn time

[Rachel]

Baby, ever since you left

I've been eatin' a lot of cheese

I haven't showered in three days

And I'm sleeping with my dog, louise

[Rachel and shaina]

We don't need a man

I'm better off alone

We don't need a man

[Rachel]

I don't deserve love

[Shaina]

Gettin' ready for the club

Jammin' to my favorite song

Got my short short skirt and my high high heels

And my red lipstick on

[Rachel]

Gettin' ready for the club

And by club, I mean the bath

Got my short short skirt, my high high heels

And write rob's name on my arms in red lipstick

[Rachel and shaina]

We don't need a man

I'm an empowered woman

We don't need a man

[Rachel]

I made a life-size replica of you out of socks you left at my apartment

[Shaina]

Oh, I'm stronger now without you holding me back

[Rachel]

Oh, I'm stronger now from carrying the sock man while we dance

[Shaina]

I should have left you a long time ago

[Rachel]

I shouldn't have been fat

[Rachel and shaina]

We don't need a man

(Don't need a man!)

We don't need a man

I'm better off alone

[Rachel]

Shut up! Stop, stop! Come on, this is so fake!

You always told me that eric was the love of your life

Don't you miss him?

[Shaina]

Yes, I do!

[Rachel]

Pathetic. I'm pregnant!