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Artist: Ramatam
Canonical path: /ramatam/rhinoceros
Related lyric paths: 6
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Rhinoceros
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Rhinoceros
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The skin of a rhinoceros
Is a half inch in thickness
Bullets just bounce off now
So you'd better leave it alone
He don't take any lip
The flesh of a rhinoceros
Makes a tasty rhinoceroast
So you'd better, oh you'd better
Order it with salad
The horns of a triceratops
Are useless in stopping traffic jams
So you'd better, oh you'd better
Leave them in the showroom
They don't have any chrome
The edge of the chronos
Inclastic infundibulum
Is a bummer so you'd better
Stay in your own time zone
The tongue of a komodo dragon
Is useful in catching butterflies
So you'd better, oh you'd better
Stay in your cocoon
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