Liquor In The Front / Poker In The Rear

I was drivin down the road bout a 15 to 3

Wonderin what the hell just happened to me

Looked to the left saw a big neon sign

Then i turned the car around for a second look

That one second was all that it took

That sign said something that wasnt to clear

It said liqour in the front poker in the rear

Those were all the words i needed to hear

Went inside and i laid the party down

There's a long legged blonde standing at the table

Saying "come on babe are you willing an able

Come on over and play a hand or two with me"

Five card stud aces high

Two out of three and i say goodbye

Quarter in my pocket and an empty bottle of beer

So i call the waitress over for another round

She said my credit card has been turned down

Called out to the bouncer said get him out of here

It said liqour in the front poker in the rear

Those were all the words i needed to hear

Went inside and i laid the party down

There's a long legged blonde standing at the table

Saying "come on babe are you willing an able

Come on over and play a hand or two with me"

Headed for the door she whispered in my ear

Pick up your hat on your way outta here

Look up at the sign now it was perfectly clear

It said liqour in the front poker in the rear

Those were all the words i needed to hear

Went inside and i laid the party down

There's a long legged blonde standing at the table

Saying "come on babe are you willing an able

Come on over and play a hand or two with me"

Oh with me