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Artist: Ramshackle Glory
Canonical path: /ramshackle-glory/war-on-christmas
Related lyric paths: 6
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War On Christmas
Read War On Christmas lyrics by Ramshackle Glory on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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War On Christmas
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Take down the lights
I don't do christmas
Religion's fine
I just hate christmas
I'll hang out at noon
But not before then
I think you're fine
I just don't wake up then
This place feels like a furnace
Someone's trying to burn us
I'm glad you're happy this way
But if I have to watch you smile
I'll pull our file
And finish us off today
It's okay
Theories are great
But I hate when you say them
I understand my heat bills
I still don't pay them
I know my rights
But thanks for explaining
The day they're enough
Will be the day it starts raining
You forget we live in quicksand
This isn't sick, man
We won't be around if we win
But if I have to watch you smile
I'll pull our file
And turn both of us in
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