Dent In It

I was pedal-to-the-metal down her county road

Seein' for myself 'cause I had to know

Well the rumors had me hotter than my revved-up diesel engine

I slammed on the brakes but not before I paid her barn a visit

I put a big ol' dent in it

I knew he was there by the jacked-up Ford

And I was all shook up and headed straight for the door

By the look in his eyes, boys, he knew what was comin', yeah he did

'Cause all I saw was red and his face looks a whole lot different

'Cause I put a big ol' dent in it

It ain't no [wedding, baby?

Teeny-weeny thing

And it wasn't worth to her what it was to me

All my heart wanted was her attention

But I don't want it back in that condition

She put a big ol' dent in it

So I called up my buddy, hitched a ride home

He looked at my hand, said "I think it's broke"

So we swung by the store and grabbed a gallon of [?] poison

'Cause there ain't nothin' better than a little self-medication

We put a big ol' dent in it

It ain't no [wedding, baby?] teeny-weeny thing

And it wasn't worth to her what it was to me

All my heart wanted was her attention

But I don't want it back in that condition

She put a big ol' dent in it, yeah she did

She put my bank account down in the red

And I didn't know how I'd get out of debt

But then I remembered that I still had her card of credit

Boys, I thought about it but didn't max out the limit

And I put a, I put a big 'ol dent in it

It ain't no [wedding, baby?] teeny-weeny thing

And it wasn't worth to her what it was to me

All my heart wanted was her attention

But I don't want it back in that condition

She put a big ol' dent in it

She put a big ol' dent in it