Kindergarten 2: The Musical

I see you’ve been acquainted

With the terror of our school

You’ll have to deal with penny

If you try to break the rules

Don’t bother lying (she won’t really buy it)

Cause penny can tell (so say farewell, you liar-)

Constantly spying (and oh-so-quiet!)

Better be in your class at the sound of the bell!

Something is up with penny

How’d she find all my contraband?

If you’re busted one time too many

Don’t be fooled by her guise

She’s armed with laser beam eyes!

Beware of penny

I’m killing my twin brother

His inheritance is mine!

But if penny tells her mother

Then my head is on the line

Don’t take her dolly (there’s something inside it!)

Or she’ll be on your case (in any case, you’re dead!)

Don’t let her catch you (you’d better go hide it!)

Give green goo to the hag, or she’ll blow off your face!

Busted again by penny

She’s a radar in a dress

She can metal detect most any

Thing you’ve got up your sleeve

Without a single reprieve!

Oh snap! It’s penny!

I would gladly kill

For some pills

But they’ve still

Been banned by penny

Flinging food’s

Got me screwed

Again

(Penny’s gonna catch ya! Here she comes to get ya!)

Someone tell this tyke

Take a hike!

This is, like

My fourteenth lighter

Found this in the rubbish!

Mommy wants you punished

That’s my precious girl!

Nugget needs these nuggets

To fill his nugget cave!

But if penny catches nugget

They’ll become my nugget grave

Out of the girls’ room (don’t hang out with lily!)

Let’s break monty’s chair (his medicare will fix it!)

She’d look amazing (and slightly silly!)

Wearing some of my gum in her dumb, ugly hair

Better watch out for penny

She’s a breathing body scan

We had better steer clear of penny

Or she’ll ruin our day

In the most lethal of ways

Don’t mess with penny

(Watch out for penny)

(Can't hide from penny)

(Inhuman penny)