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Artist: Random Encounters
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Kindergarten: The Musical
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Kindergarten: The Musical
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Check out my new yo-yo
I think it’s pretty sweet
It only cost a dollar!
My prices can’t be beat!
I’ll trade you for a hall pass!
I’ll be your gorgeous wife!
I’ll help you kill our teacher
With this giant, scary knife!
See the blood!
On the cart!
It’s from us!
We’re in juvenile jeopardy!
We’re small!
But we’re smart!
Let’s unite!
And we’ll start a little kindergarten coup!
Here’s a vegan biscuit
Cause I don’t deal with meat!
I got it from my boyfriend
Cause he is Oh-So Sweet!
Peep this laser pointer!
I know, it’s pretty sick!
Hey! Give me that, ya tinker
Or I’ll kill you with this stick!
We’re too young
And too spry!
To be killed!
We’re a teeny-bop battalion!
We know
We may die!
But we still
Gotta try a little kindergarten coup!
Once a young student
Was not very prudent
With where he dropped his slop!
So I went and grabbed him
And brutally stabbed him
With this here very mop!
Well I give gold stars
To kids who are
My special little rats!
Although if you make me
Miss my break
I’ll poison all you brats!
This is Nugget’s nugget
Possessed by Nugget’s friends
It signifies our friendship
And causes lives to end!
I got this creepy paper
Which I think might be a note
Oh, I love a good love letter!
Shall we read what Nugget wrote? (Nugget says no!)
We’re all brats
In a bind
Cause our school
Wants us for experiments!
We know
What we’ll find
But we won’t
Be resigned to being kindergarten tests
To exploit!
Now’s our time!
We’re a infantile infantry
We’re here
To destroy
This whole school
So enjoy our little kindergarten coup!
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Random Encounters performs "Kindergarten: The Musical", and this lyric page sits inside the Random Encounters catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Kindergarten: The Musical"?
Yes. The related section below points to Baldi's Basics: The Musical and Bendy And The Ink Musical (feat. Matpat) with a short reason for opening each page next.
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