PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Bjork

Polly Jean Harvey :

I'm so fucking, fucking, fucking, hot!

Vincent :

I know you are, babe.

Polly Jean Harvey :

No, it's quite hot in here.

Vincent :

Are you stupid?

It's the nature of my glass house.

Oh fabulous, here's Matthew + Bjork.

Bjork :

Hello.

Matthew :

Vincent, Polly - Good to see you.

Bjork :

I'm so excited!

I've never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before.

The erotic re-awakening that

Matthew has brought about in me

has opened a lot of plebeian activities that I've not experienced before now.

I'm loving it, to do these things that aren't necessarily elfin

Vincent :

Yea, Bjork, whatever.

I just wanna know when you two down, who's wearing the clovenhoof strap-on?

Polly Jean Harvey :

Vincent! How rude!

Could I weigh any less?

I'm really quite shy of my weight,

but I like to take on characters for performing with the use of make-up.

Eye make-up and lipstick and some more lipstick -- it's really quite transformative

And when I've thrown up everything I've just eaten then I feel--

Bjork :

Oh to throw up -- It means what?

Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous?

I want to know so many things

I've got a lot of many for designer clothes

I can just trudge through the desert getting my "Comme des garçons" skirt all dirty and dusty

It don't matter

If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it.

Matthew :

I say, cappuccinos are fine with me on the downtime, but what do you kids say to a picnic?

I've got the basket and the bent waiting

We could play some touch football, what do you say?

Vincent :

Hey, yea, Matthew, we're both hot former football players

I know Bjork can fight like a motherfucker, but Polly would snap like a twig at the smallest tackle

let's put her on a hook and do some minnow fishing

Polly?

Oh look, she's banging her head against the wall and Bjork's recording it

Bjork :

The rhythm! It moves my insides like sunshine jelly!

Matthew :

Isn't she a darling thing?

Vincent :

When she says 'jelly' it makes me think of someone's ass, and then I think--

Matthew :

How dare you, sir! That's my childwoman you're speaking of!

Vincent :

Matthew, I didn't say Bjork

I'm just thinking of any ass

Not even necessarily a woman, it could be my own ass

Like my ass is--

Polly Jean Harvey :

Vincent you are an ass!

You are an ass!

Matthew :

What about my ass?

It's hard from sports

This repulsive celebrity double date has been brought to you by the Church of Latter Day Saints