Rats Don't Race

Old Ronney's toteing shingles,

Up a ladder for Steve.

Well, Steve fixed Ronney's transmition last week.

Friday night will be spagetti,

Five dollers a plate,

To help get Curtis Right's doctor bills payed.

For every able bodied man is a fire department volunteer.

Rats don't race around here.

You got a thirty day credit,

At the hardware store.

You don't need a master card to buy a 2x4.

Saturday's for fishing,

Sunday's for church.

Here it ain't a carrer,

It's five days of work.

Trash man's a trash man,

Not a sanitation engineer.

Rats don't race around here.

There ain't no need to ride a bus into work each day,

Nobody's fighting for a parking place,

You might get passed on the road by an old John Deer.

But the rats don't race around here.

There ain't no need to ride a bus into work each day,

Nobody's fighting for a parking place,

You might get passed on the road by an old John Deer.

Somebody wins a trophy at the drag strip every year.

But the rats don't race around here.

Ya'll the rats don't race around here.

We like that domestic beer.